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Wednesday, July 02, 2008

久病无孝子....

Seriously, don't you dare snort as this title and say only lazy people think that.......until you really did care for an old person.

Lou Yeh, is what i call my grandpa now, well, since he don't know any cantonese, this is the best word i can find for him when my mum and I want to talk about him. He is seriously super BAD TEMPER. How bad? Let me show you below

Lou Yeh: L. Mum: M. Doreen: D. Dad: P

Scene 0, act 1

[L shouts at stair case again, at 1am in the morning with my dear dog barking madly]

P: dad, whats wrong? Why don;t you use the bell?

L: what bell? I see no bell?

P: har? Its there, you forget isit? Never mind, what happen? [holding L walk back room]

L; i shout until i want die already, only you come down

P: what happen? I don't know you shout, can't hear upstairs

L: stupid dog, feed for what also don't know, don't know how to bark, don't know how to call people, throw him away better

P: cannot la, that dog is Doreen and M's love dog, they will be very mad

L: [know there is no way to throw the dog away] I wake up see a dead body beside my bed, then i shout

p: Har? What dead body? Show me

L: neh [point towards a bolster lying on a cushion]

P; dad, thats a BOLSTER on the cushion

L: what cushion?

P: M put the cushion there to prevent you from falling off, i told you this afternoon? Then your bolster rolled over there

L: YOU DID NOT TELL ME (when my dad rightfully did), so its ALL YOUR FAULT. IF I DIE ALSO YOUR FAULT................************ All bad words shouting at my dad's face [dad's face turning black]

L: [finally] Go sleep la, i have nothing to talk to you (when he has talked so much? Still got meh?? haha)

P: [harsh tone] Ok, i go sleep, anything...PRESS THE BELL PLEASE!!

Scene 1, Act 1

L shouted early morning at the stair case and finally, woke M up.

M: Dad, why don't you use the bell we set for you? You call like this we can't hear from upstairs.

L: Bell? What Bell? I know nothing about the bell.

M: neh, the bell i put on ur bed, remember?

L: oh, that stupid bell, i press FEW HUNDRED times....also you all didn't wake up, so i come and call. Call until i want to die already, also you all don't want to wake up. that stupid dog, feed for what, don't know how to bark, throw him away.

M: What? You didn't press the bell. Or else upstairs would have rang.....[haven't finish]

L: No, i PRESS and you all are being lazy and deaf!!!! {later he told me is "u sleep late of coz can't hear" I will explain why he is so nice}

M: No, you did not and we are not being lazy

L: Yes i did.....you all are LAZY and useless. **********bad words which one of them, i remembered clearly is (suck ur penis....)

Scene 1, Act 2

M: [ getting impatient ] Ok, the bell is stupid. So what can i do for you?

L: Open the door, wide !!

M: WHAT? [horrified] Dad, its 7am outside, you cannot see anything with your eyes.....[haven't finish]

L: I DON'T CARE, JUST OPEN !!!!

M: [refuse to open]

L: OPEN Door, can't you hear me?

M: NO, i won't

L: Cis ********** (bad words), {head back to his bed and sleep}

Scene 2, act 1

L: Go get some oil to put on my feet

M: [look at his feet] Dad, your feet is already oily, there is no such need, later you fell down [havent finish]

L: I WANT the oil !!!!

M: [lazy choi him, walk away]

Scene 2, act 2

(3hrs later, M went out to bank, D sat with L in living room)

L: Doreen, go get the oil, my feet is not comfortable

D: Oh, ok. {go get, then apply nicely}

L: Go to my room, pour away the urine

D: Oh, ok. [ pour urine ]

L: Go to my room, remove one of the urine bottles

D: why remove one? Its too small, one is not enough for a night.

L: Enough enough, just remove.

D: oh, ok, you say it.

[20mins later]

M: YOU PUT OIL FOR HIM??

D:yea, he asked mah,

M: that lou yeh ah, can't get from me, will ask from you.......geram !!!

D: oh and the urine bottles, he say to remove one

M: WHAT??? ONe not enough, put back for him, and don't say anything

D: Oh, okay....

(so end up, i have to undo everything )

Scene 3, act 1

L: Why you off my room's light?

M: Oh, sorry, just now you were outside, so i off it to save electric and same time, prevent the bulb from spoiled

L: DO NOT TRY TO OFF MY LIGHT

M: okay...fine...if spoil then you have to bear the consequences of staying in total darkness, I cannot go out buy a new one cuz doreen would be in uni and there is no one else at home

L: [malas peduli M and go on another fluorescence light]

M: why on so many light? The bulb is bright enough, its white light and energy saving, and it won't be so stuffy

L: I cannot see, so i must on 2 lights only can see

M: [geram, walk away, off the fluorascence light after 30mins when L slept]

(1hr later)

L: Why off my light again? [walk to on it]

M: [malas nak cakap, go bath]

M tells D, who is having dinner: Later, when he sleeps, go off his light

L: [as if he can hear M speech when he is 80% deaf] Doreen, Don't off my lights, old man must on light to sleep.

D: [nod nod]

L: [see D didn't say anything] Electric few CENTS only mah, when bill come, you mah come ask money from me.

D: [still speechless, but getting angry,thinking he where got money left? All given to his devoted china People]

L: Few cents also want to kira.......

D: [he is getting on her nerves, walks away, leave him alone]

(note: [doreen's mind] i don't care about the bill, i DO NOT WANT YOUR MONEY. You are insulting my personality of being a very stingy person. We are not stingy, its for your own good, stupid fella.)

Scene 3, act 2

(40mins later)

L: go find some Tukang to make something to fit the hole

M: i already fit it with box and topped it with cushions

L: i don't want. You go find tukang

M: there is no tukang in KL,even if do, they only make kitchen cabinets and big stuffs

L: GO FIND [harsh shouting voice], few CENTS only, you don't want pay, I PAY

M: [basically shout at him] You got money you thinking people want to do ah? You got money you think you king ah, i tell you last time THERE IS NO TUKANG IN KL THAT WOULD COME JUST FOR that SMALL HOLE

L: Then go find some tukang that make STEEL cabinet

M: [pissed off, walk away]

Scene 4, act 1

L: Why off my lights?

M: Har? Light spoil adi isit? I where got off [the truth is, we off it....haha...cuz it is so stuffy....really no cure]

L: You bluff ghost ah? You think i stupid ah, STUPID FELLA, spoil already, ON FOR ME!!

M: [malas serve him...walks away]

L: [still shouting stupid fella ]

Scene 4, act 2

L: Go tell the people staying behind this house, DON"T do construction at night, i cannot sleep.

M; There is no construction also, where got noise?

L: Who says no? I heard it (although he is 80% deaf?? haha). JUST GO

M: cannot like that la, that is people's house, what they want to do, we have no power against them

L: POwer....har...you want to talk power with me?? THIS HOUSE I BUY WITH OWN MONEY, 20K, I HAVE NO POWER TO SHUT THEM UP???

M: [burst finally, due to long persisting stress] Money? Hmph, you where got give 20K?? This MONEY I BUY WITH MY OWN MONEY, SORRY TO SAY, NOT YOUR MONEY!!!!

L: who says? I got give you all 20K, then it is the JB House

M: Hmph? JB? I where got house there? I got 2 children studying, i where got so many money to buy so many house?

L: then i give the money to the children for study

M: NO YOU DID NOT!!!!! {going hysterics} YOU ONLY GAVE TO THOSE CHINA PEOPLE. YOU NEVER CARE FOR THE CHILDREN HERE!!!

L: Cheh, study only mah? Poi Tee (my dad), last time also study 30 K for 4 years la.....you so poor meh?

M: [seriously pissed off] 30K? You go find for me la, teik chee (my brother) study also 300K and doreen is going for 900K. YOu didn't even PAY A CENT, everything also give china.

L: [shut up finally cuz thats the truth] (after 30seconds), You don't want on the light, i want until P come back and ask him on, HMPH...useless....see la....later....(threatening tone)

M: [real fed up] TELL LA, TELL LA, YOu think i CARE??? GO and tell see what P tell you.....he would say IT IS SPOILED !!!! [crying soon.....so she walks away]

Scene 4, Act 3

[L press bell at 7am]

M: Doreen, go see, i really very sleepy

D: [look at clock] What????? 7AM??? i have class at 10.30 neh...WTF !!!

[D took her sweet time walking down, making BIG BIG noise indicating she is coming downstairs]

D: [pissed off, yet trying to hold it from showing] Yes, grandpa, what can i help you?

L: Open the door

D: {thinking its the front door}, Okay...no prob (lazy fight with him...faster finish mission, faster go back to sleep)

L walks slowly to the back door

L: DOREEN!!! WHERE YOU GO???

D: [waiting at front foor] Har??? What ??? {faster run to back door}

L; i call you open door, what you doing? Lock the door for what? Want die ah?

D: [hold back her temper] Oh, open, open, open now lo

L; The toilet door leh? Why lock?

D: [lazy choi him, open the door without saying anything]

L; [look at D, said something D don't understand...presumbly bad words....]

D: Har? What? DO you want me to help you in doing big business???

L: i say where is the toilet paper? What you want me use to clean wor? (again say something D don't understand, presumbly bad words)

D: [walk into toilet, point at the toilet paper....drag some out] Neh, toilet paper lo

L: Go back to sleep, i would be alright

[so, D walk back to room, fell on bed and was fast asleep in 10mins]

At 9am, D woke up and going for breakfast, she decided to walk into the toilet stated just now, to see is there anything wrong.......and find......the toilet bowl stuck with toilet paper.......{OMG !!!! I want to faint !!!}

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Interesting? I did not try to make it comical. This is what had happened in my household these 3 days!! 3 okay, not 30. I really getting more and more impatient with him. Every morning, i woke up, i have to hypnotise myself, tell myself " okay, must be patient, you are going to be doctor in near future, you must be patient, take it as a challenge, you can do it!!" But some how, lou yeh just has the talents to make you into throwing temper.

Most of the scenes and acts are between my mum and him, mainly because he rarely sees me and did not dare to talk rudely to me. Why? I thought he loves grand children at first and HOW INNOCENT AND NAIVE I WAS. NOpe, it wasn't for that reason. He thinks that, if he annoys me, who is future going to be a doctor, and once he is in trouble, as in health trouble, i won't treat him nor help him. So he must puji puji me a bit. Get good relationship with me. -sigh-........

Now, he looks down on my mother, who is only PMR level and my dad who is an engineer. He only looks up to DOCTORS. I am glad that i am going to be one of the doctor, since i know, my life would be even more miserable if i am not a medical student but some...er...maybe nurse? Or dancer? Or kindergarden teacher? I tell you, he would screwed me just like how he screwed my mum everyday.

久病无孝子.., i totally understand and know why people says so. He is an old prank!!

2 Comments:

Blogger Qian said...

Hey doreen, be patient!!

Wah, u really need to take this as a BIG challenge wor, and hopefully in ur future carrier when u face this problem u know how to handle...

All the best....Cheerz..

Thursday, July 03, 2008 3:42:00 PM  
Blogger doreen said...

thanx a lot, but it is a real big challenge which i think i am giving up soon.

Thursday, July 03, 2008 6:58:00 PM  

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